“Surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery!”
(via mrbighandsome)
Scatterbrained
“Surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery!”
(via mrbighandsome)
yea
this shitty 4-panel comic resurfaces every time nintendo releases a new game
(via mrbighandsome)
me: your hair is so messed up haha you should , like,go look in a.. Uh…
vampire: Look in a what ?
me: uhhhhh
vampire: I want to hear you say it
(via teenagerposts)
being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life
(via kids-n-teens-blog)
This was seriously the best prank
One my favorite pranks
(via confirmance)
see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time
Where are his legs
(via baesment)
considering i probably have a lot of young followers maybe i should try and be a better influence but all i do is say curse words on the internet
genuine advice: be nice. life gets easier after high school. and dont ever start smoking cigarettes. dont judge ppl who do but dont start okay
friendship isnt supposed to hurt and wear whatever clothes you want
(via baesment)
rare feelings
- being completely immersed into a book as if you’re watching a movie
- being able to study for a long time without being distracted
- wandering upon a scent that reminds you of a distant memory from your childhood that you haven’t smelled for years and years
- the freedom of letting yourself do something badly (like art or learning) and knowing you’re progressing every day
- being completely happy despite the bad things because you remember every little good thing and kind person in your life
- stargazing in a remote landscape and feeling existentially precious and insignificant at the same time
- waking up early enough to see the darkness turn to sunrise
- finding someone who is radiant in every way
- being consistent with a goal you’ve been working on for the longest time and seeing the finished result
- knowing that one chapter of your life has ended and a better one is beginning
(via teenagerposts)
Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.
(via confirmance)